ritN ENG iz ded

ritN ENG iz ded, Clément Gallet, internet speak, written language, written communication, evolution of language

Back in my formidable ICQ days, I was really into the “lol, brb, c u l8rs” and myriad of other text-speaks of the interweb. I never feared that the English language was at risk of severe degradation, or imagined that we were going to be writing text novels any time soon. All things considered, it’s clear that our methods of communicating have drastically shifted over the past decade, which is a ripe subject for artists and designers to exploit. Enter Swiss graphic design and new media student Clément Gallet, whose new communication manifesto “ritN eng iz ded”, has people talking.

ritN ENG iz ded, Clément Gallet, internet speak, written language, written communication, evolution of language

in it, gallet posits that the speed of communication is moving too fast for our traditional written word system, and he gives suggestions on how to streamline language to work better with our new communication methods: texting, facebook, twitter, etc. one of his suggestions is to dump capital letters, because they don’t affect the clarity of messages and in lots of modern layout styles it simply looks better. did you even notice that there wasn’t a single capital letter in this whole paragraph?

Broadway

Australia is best known for it’s Croc Hunters, Kangaroos and historical association as a criminal refuge. But something a bit less stereotypical is happening in the outback these days, as Sydney recently unveiled a green vision, that will help the city reduce its emissions by 60% by the year 2030. And now, a new project planned for the outskirts of the city will become the most sustainable development in all of Aus. As if that wasn’t exciting enough, the new 5.8 hectare development – a mix of commercial, retail, and residential space – will have contributions from none other than Pritzker Prize winners Foster + Partners and Ateliers Jean Nouvel. Don’t you just love renderings. This one looks like an abandoned city due to the high amount of integrated plant life.

Broadway, Foster + Partners, Jean Nouvel, sustainable city, carbon neutral, Sydney, Austrailia

The project will involve the installation of a gas-powered, co-generation electricity plant and a waste-water recycling plant. The goal is to achieve carbon neutrality. To do so, the intention is to achieve and explore every design method and technology that they can get their hands on from design efficiency, to the addition of green rooftops, smart metering and solar powered lighting in public spaces. Furthermore the project is intended to integrate with Sydney’s vision of the future by becoming one of the city’s “Green Transformers” – the project will be one of a number of energy generating and water recycling sites that will provide these services to their own developments and the areas nearby.

Broadway, Foster + Partners, Jean Nouvel, sustainable city, carbon neutral, Sydney, Austrailia

Blood Bath

With the severe lack of good shows on television; special thanks to the Writers Guild of America, and yet another extended length of time between episodes of Lost, I went out on a limb and embraced a new show. Typically, I do not watch a great deal of horror, because I’m not the biggest fan of blood and guts, or being scared. That sort of carries over to my sweeping disdain for slasher flicks, recently popularized by tripe such as: Hostel and Touristas. They’re simply not what I would call good cinema. That being said, my recent foray into the world of Dexter, has been an unbelievable journey into the mind of a serial killer.

Blood Bath, Dexter, Showcase, 13th Street, advertisement, black light blood, black light murder scene

Although Dexter airs on Showcase here in Canada, I doubt it will be long before the show is picked up by the new Action and Suspense Channel known as “13th Street.” This new speciality channel will air thriller and horror films exclusively. In order to promote 13th Street, the bathroom of a nightclub in Hamburg was specially prepared with an ultra-realistic viral installation. Just after entering the room, the light suddenly goes out and all surfaces are bathed in Black light, which shows a bloody crime scene all around you. Next to the mirror, the German text reads: “See what others don’t see. 13th Street. The Action and Suspense Channel.” Don’t kid yourself, you would run away screaming like a little girl if this campaign infiltrated your restroom.

Blood Bath, Dexter, Showcase, 13th Street, advertisement, black light blood, black light murder scene

One Day Poem Pavilion

Jiyeon Song, One Day Poem Pavilion, sun pavilion, shadow art, art installation

Tis the weekend, and to celebrate the beautiful weather, we’re focusing on Jiyeon Song’s thesis project. “The results of an extensive exploration with shadows, the One Day Poem Pavilion demonstrates the poetic, transitory, site-sensitive and time-based nature of light and shadow. Using a complex array of perforations, the pavilion’s surface allows light to pass through creating shifting patterns, which–during specific times of the year–transform into the legible text of a poem. The specific arrangements of the perforations reveal different shadow-poems according to the solar calendar: a theme of new-life during the summer solstice, a reflection on the passing of time at the period of the winter solstice.

Jiyeon Song, One Day Poem Pavilion, sun pavilion, shadow art, art installation

The time-based nature of the poem–and the visitor’s time-based encounters with it–allow viewers to have different experiences either seeing a stanza of the poem or getting the whole poem. All of these possible experiences are equally valuable and have meanings unique to the individual. This technique has the potential for producing particular effects and meanings within an architectural environment. Without the use of a source of power other than the sun, this project uses light and shadow to push the boundaries of communication and experiential delight.”

Church of Santa Monica

Santa Monica, Church, Vicens and Ramos

Tis the weekend, and we’re way too busy to be writing anything lengthy today, as the outside is calling. Let’s do this quickly then. Back to Santa Monica, and this time we’re referring to the city in Spain, and yet another successful (non-Dubai) archi-structural project. Believe it or not, but the rust-colored angular building is actually a centre of worship in Madrid. This untraditional, but unbelievable church is the brain child of Vicens and Ramos, whose website is considerably limited. These pics actually come from Gallo Quirico, via Contemporist. Too bad there aren’t any pictures of the inside, although I’m quite content with letting my imagination run wild, rather than be disappointed. We’re not sure what religion would accept this as their home, but I think it would be too perfect for a new Scientology centre.

Cedric Delsaux

Cedric Delsaux, Bourse du Talent, Star Wars Art, Star Wars action figures, Star Wars Toys, Star Wars photos, Star Wars photograph

Not such a long time ago, in a galaxy south-east of Paris, there was a battle between myth and reality. The Empire really has struck back – at least, in the vision of French photographer Cedric Delsaux. An award-winner in the newcomers’ Bourse du Talent competition, he is keen to preserve the illusion behind his Star Wars-inspired images. Although R2-D2, Darth Vader and his Storm Troopers may just have been model toys, superimposed on to high-resolution photographs of Parisian architecture, the illusion is seamless. Magically, urban wastelands becomes intergalactic battlegrounds.

Cedric Delsaux, Bourse du Talent, Star Wars Art, Star Wars action figures, Star Wars Toys, Star Wars photos, Star Wars photograph

I have not been exposed to such amazing Photoshop capabilities in a long while. With the amazing detail put into “action figures” nowadays, this concept could be extended by ambitious fanboys of everything from Marvel Superhero’s to G.I. Joe. If something such as this already exists, please be sure to let us know so that we can investigate further. Could this be the next low-grade “sweeding” phenomena to sweep the nation? Time to go dust off my old friends known as Lion-O and Optimus!

Scot Anderson

Scot Anderson, painting, modern surrealism, modern contemporary, painting, artist

We’ve featured so many artists, it’s really hard to keep track of all them all, let alone put names to particular pieces of work. That’s not to say any of our past, present or future features aren’t special, but there’s simply too much to remember. Just when you thought there were no exciting artists left on the face of the earth, Fecal Face, unveiled an interview with Scot Anderson, who had this to say about his career and development as an artist: “the way these paintings look has been evolving gradually over the past few years, but I would say the epiphany came my last year of graduate school. The pressure had been building, I guess over all the years of art school. Course work had improved my facilities, taught me some art history, and exposed me to contemporary art. I spent the first bit of grad school frustrated, and wasn’t sure how to apply all of this or how to insert myself into the canon. It wasn’t until I stopped worrying about defending/defining my work in post-structuralist terms, that I relaxed and was honest and really invested in what I was doing. It was weird. I felt like I was kind of regressing, by clustering images and what not together in a manner that I would have “fooling around” in my high school sketchbook. It was more sophisticated though. The “doodling” I was doing in the paintings was being informed by all this stuff I had absorbed – by the narrative of art history.”

Scot Anderson, painting, modern surrealism, modern contemporary, painting, artist

Anderson goes on to say: “like a lot of dudes my age, much of the pop culture consumed in our formative years were science fiction, so there is no doubt that it’s been a component in a lot of my work, both deliberately and subconsciously. I think it’s particularly apt when describing my work a few years ago, and maybe less so now. What I think influences me more than science fiction is medieval painting. I’ve always been attracted to the epic narratives, symbolism, and generosity of detail. I like it that academics have devoted their careers to decoding the paintings and that these things are timeless, eternally interesting objects. They are always an occasion for new meanings even if they had a very specific function during the time of their making. This is how I want my work to operate and I think a lot of contemporary art does not.” The bottom line is that it’s spectacular to get lost in! Be sure to check out the entire interview and take a look at some more examples of his unique work.

Parking in Santa Monica

When you look at the long list of eco-conscious buildings, a new green parking structure stands out from the crowd. The “eye-catching aesthetics and implementation of a myriad of green building practices have given this new oxymoron life in the form of the Santa Monica Civic Center parking structure. This building is on its way to becoming the first LEED certified parking garage in the United States, shifting the sustainability merits of LEED debate into impassioned overdrive with plenty of fuel fodder for both sides of the argument.

Parking Garage, sustainable parking, environmental parking, Santa Monica, California, LEED parking

The building does meet or exceed many of the US Green Building Council’s LEED guidelines. A solar photovoltaic array on the roof provides shade for top level parking and on-site renewable energy. The materials used in construction were recycled and finished with low-VOC paints and finishes. The building envelope utilizes low-e glazing to decrease heating and cooling loads and the mechanicals are energy efficient. A storm-drain water-treatment system helps reduce tainted runoff from directly entering the hydrosphere and greywater harvesting provides for landscaping and on-site facilities.

Parking Garage, sustainable parking, environmental parking, Santa Monica, California, LEED parking

The Santa Monica Civic Center garage provides 900 parking spaces throughout six above ground stories and 1 ½ below ground levels. Of those 900 spaces, 14 (or less than 2%) are devoted to electric vehicles with public electrical outlets. There’s also free bicycle storage available to encourage alternate transportation modes.” With this type of option, it’ll be even more difficult to kill the traditional automobile.

LA Pop Art

LA Pop Art, Alice in Wonderland, The Wizard of Oz, Rocky, Scarface, Bob Marley, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Godfather, art, art print

This past summer, one of the winning entries to our “Logo-a-Gogo” contest included a mash-up of H’s, built of various fonts, and sizes, which comprised our hexagonal logo. From afar, the compilation was undoubtedly the impressive HC2 symbol, however a closer examination lead to an appreciated of the fine detail and time required to complete the design. Although this idea is not new per se, it certainly was one that we thoroughly enjoyed. LA Pop Art has provided another take on this catchy theme, by incorporating full movie scripts and song lyrics into larger memorable artistic compilations.

LA Pop Art, Alice in Wonderland, The Wizard of Oz, Rocky, Scarface, Bob Marley, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Godfather, art, art print

From Alice in Wonderland, to The Wizard of Oz, and more violent selections such as Rocky and Scarface, LA Pop Art has covered all the theatrical bases. On the music front, they’ve got a wide selection of Bob Marley, as well as Lynyrd Skynyrd. Their prints and apparel are true works of art, which any discerning cinematic aficionados, and stoned university student, will appreciate. With poster-sized prints starting at a bargain $10, you might as well blow your wad and spring for the limited edition signed copy of The Godfather, which goes for $300. Check out the site and see these works up close, and remember the full script and lyrics serve as the background.

Helium Powered

Helium power, solar farm, Sun Hope

Be honest. What was the first thing that popped into your head when you read the title of this entry. Maybe it’s not as humorous as I’d imagined, but all I could picture was a contraption powered by balloons, and squeaky-voiced munchkins. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, chances are you’ve seen rooftop solar panels, or even depictions of the world’s largest solar farm. In this this case, energy is not derived from helium at all, but rather helium provides the lift required to float Sun Hope’s solar collectors for at least one year. By using this method, one could collect more than enough energy to power their home, all the while ruining their view. Could you imagine how terrible a city would look like if every home had one. Say goodbye starry nights.

Helium power, solar farm, Sun Hope

The masterminds behind this award winning project have demonstrated that “a 10 ft balloon could yield one kilowatt of energy, which is equivalent to 25 square meters of solar panels. Their target cost is $4,000 per balloon, compared to the $10,000 it would cost for a solar field producing the same amount of energy. The solar balloons will last about a year without needing maintenance.” So although they might be aesthetically unpleasant, and a serious risk to aircrafts, Sun Hope may be an economically sound alternative to the panel variety. All things considered, it’s not my first choice, although I am optimistic that it is a sign of greener things to come.

In Small Doses

In Small Doses, Zipatoni, guerrilla advertising, fake product endorsement, misleading product endorsement

Electronics super-retailer, and winner of the latest format war, Sony, has had their share of successful and controversial marketing campaigns in the past. Recently Sony reportedly hired Zipatoni to conduct viral marketing in the form of bogus blog endorsements, which were meant to pump up the demand for their Game Boy-busting Play Station Portable (PSP). Joe Interwebs eventually uncovered this ruse, causing Sony to extinguish the Trojan “All I Want for XMas” site. Another recent guerrilla campaign for the PSP involved Sony hiring graffiti artists to create spray paint advertisements in cities including New York, Philadelphia and San Fransisco. This campaign also went down in flames.

In Small Doses, Zipatoni, guerrilla advertising, fake product endorsement, misleading product endorsement

As much as we hate it when corporations try to pull a fast one with such viral campaigns, they have to be commended for their creative efforts. Without such attempts to thwart consumer defences, we wouldn’t be able to laugh at ridiculous campaigns such as the famous false identification of Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Moonites as part of a terrorist bomb plot in Boston. Perhaps such mishaps are proof that marketing firms should stick to good old fashioned print ads, which brings us back to the PSP. I was amazed by the creative graphics behind their foreign “In Small Doses” series. It goes to show, you don’t have to break the law to get people to pay attention to your products.

Where’s Waldo

Where's Waldo, find Waldo, Google Earth Search, Google Map search, scavenger hunt, Google scavenger hunt

Back in the 1990′s, hoards of people around the world were searching high and low for a Caucasian male, dressed in red and white pin stripes. Many keen individuals spotted him amongst the crowds in office buildings, amusement parks, and on board cruise ships, but he constantly evaded capture. Known only as “Waldo”, his exploits are well documented in a series of literary masterpieces, that are now part of Pre-School and Kindergarten curricula. After year’s of frequent sightings, Waldo vanished until recently when rumors of his return surfaced in downtown Vancouver.

Where's Waldo, find Waldo, Google Earth Search, Google Map search, scavenger hunt, Google scavenger hunt

For serious, Melanie Coles has created a 55-foot painting of Waldo on top of a building in Vancouver, and expects other cities to follow suit with their own Waldos. The ultimate goal is to have these massive installations show up on Google Earth, thereby creating a fun (unexpected) game online. “I think that it’s within the spirit of the state of the Web now. Everything is a free-for-all, and I think the more Waldos, the better,” Melanie told the Vancouver Sun. Unfortunately, Waldo has yet to appear on Google Earth, and there is no indication when they are sending satellites over Vancouver. In any case, when he does show up, I wouldn’t be surprised to find dozens more all over the world.

Ikea Monorail

Ikea, monorail, branded monorail, Kobe Portliner, Kobe Portliner Monorail

Sometimes it’s disconcerting when you consider how blurred the line between the unspoiled urban environment and consumerism truly is. Advertisements are all around us, from mobile billboards advertising this year’s newest fragrance, to urinal cakes featuring premium vodka, and even convicts running around your city to promote a television show. Nothing seems sacred these days, as marketers will do just about anything to get us to pay attention to their ads. Since advertising firms are constantly having to one-up the competition, the viral antics are continuously escalating.

Ikea, monorail, branded monorail, Kobe Portliner, Kobe Portliner Monorail

Do I have you feeling over-stimulated? In Las Vegas, the Coke, Monster, and Silver Bullet branded monorails are decked out in trademark specific paint, seat fabric and product samples. More recently, Swedish furniture giant Ikea decided to follow suit with their converted Kobe Portliner Monorail, which is now a gigantic moving showroom. The redecorated train, which features a colorful exterior, bright upholstery and fancy curtains, will carry passengers in style until May 6. Along with poster ads, free catalogs and Ikea announcements over the PA system, your humble abode with be “sweeded” in no time – whether you like it or not. I wonder if they’re giving out their delicious meatballs as well!

eVolo Runner Up

eVolo, eVolo Skyscraper, Rugel Chiribog, Ted Givens, Singapore, China, Alberto Fernandez, Susana Ortega

I once saw a (de)motivational poster that claimed “second place is the first loser,” however I can’t help but disagree with this statement in the case of the eVolo Skyscraper Design Competition. The aim of the competition is to explore new ideas and concepts for vertical density. This year, the eVolo calls for innovative designs for the XXI Century, which takes into consideration the historical and social context, the existing urban fabric, the human scale, the the environment. Although the winning selection is a solid choice, Rugel Chiribog and Ted Givens’ unorthodox entry is worthy runner up.

eVolo, eVolo Skyscraper, Rugel Chiribog, Ted Givens, Singapore, China, Alberto Fernandez, Susana Ortega

The beautiful building was modeled after blossoming orchids, which efficiency draw sustenance from the environment. This is a wonderful source of inspiration for the sustainable development of this Singapore-based mixed-use hotel and residential tower. The sustainability strategy for he tower includes a double skin facade with integrated photovoltaics, rainwater reclamation, modular construction, interior gardens, as well as maximum use of natural light and ventilation. Be sure to check out this entry, as well as Alberto Fernandez and Susana Ortega’s third place entry that’s spiraling out of control.

Streets are for People

Streets are for people, Earth Day, petition car, sign the car, zero car day, ban automobiles

The tree-hugging, car-hating, bike-riding, transit-loving contingent of our modest readership should join the 4,000 who have already signed the “petition-car” that is being rolled to the Legislature in Ontario via a parade on Earth Day. It carries the following message: “We the undersigned do hereby demand that not one more dollar go to promote, support, or perpetuate car culture. We want bike lanes, public transit and a train system. We want our public space back. We want local food, clean air, sustainable industry, a livable future for our children, and an end to oil wars. We want to dance in the street. We want a government that values life over money.”

Streets are for people, Earth Day, petition car, sign the car, zero car day, ban automobiles

The group’s formal petition asks the government of Ontario to redirect the tax-dollars spent on the auto industry towards expanding public transit, developing an integrated train system, and investing in pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure. The petition also asks the government to begin the process of weaning our economy off the automobile industry by shifting Ontario’s labour force into sustainable transportation sectors. Lastly, the petition also calls for a ban on car advertising, as according to Streets are for People! co-founder Shamez Amlani, cars “contribute to resource depletion, corporate hegemony, perpetual war, and urban decay.” It’s truly an amazing concept for a petition that finally makes sense to us.

Lenovo’s Olympic Torch

Lenovo, Olympic Torch, Olympic Torch design, Olympics in Beijing, 2010 Olympics, China, Chinese

With all the controversy regarding the upcoming Olympics in Beijing, and numerous protests targeting the most recognized symbol of the games, I thought it would be a great idea to feature the torch today. The “Cloud of Promise” model was designed by Lenovo, a Chinese PC manufacturer, and was chosen over 300 other submissions. According to Lenovo, “the primary theme of the torch’s artwork is clouds, which are intimately associated with Chinese culture, and are often represented in works of Chinese architecture, drawing and painting, furniture and story-telling.” Aside from the aesthetics of the design, and underlying cultural symbology, the 2008 torch is also a technological marvel.

Lenovo, Olympic Torch, Olympic Torch design, Olympics in Beijing, 2010 Olympics, China, Chinese

Yao Yingjia, Executive Director of Lenovo’s Innovation Design Centre in Beijing states that “the design team approached the torch with the same process Lenovo uses when designing personal computers. They explored the connection between the user and the torch, examining factors such as size, weight, and materials.” The positive reception of the torch has lead to Lenovo hinting at the possibility of a “Cloud of Promise” PC or notebook, which would share certain design elements. It’s truly unfortunate that China’s human rights record will overshadow the beauty and story behind this piece of art.

Lost, in Portugal

Lost, season 4, season four, Torke, Lisbon, guerrilla advertising, subversive advertising, advertising installation

I try not to write about my one television vice, simply because so many countries do not air it at the same time as Canada and the United States. In this case, I simply could not resist reporting on this great bt of viral advertising. To celebrate the premiere of Lost Season 4 in Europe, Portugese guerrilla marketing firm Torke dropped a Dharma Initiative supply crate onto the streets of Lisbon. A couple of bloggers mentioned the incident, but no one revealed what’s in them. What could be in it? A polar bear skeleton? Walt? Boxes of Dharma wine and Dharma brand cigarettes? We don’t know for sure, but Lost fans in Lisbon were psyched to see artifacts from their favorite TV show appear on their doorsteps in real life. This show had better have one hell of a resolution when it’s all said and done, or else I’m calling for someone’s head in that box.

Brian Ulrich

Brian Ulrich, photograph, photographer, Copia

In his on-going photographic project “Copia”, photographer Brian Ulrich is using the power of the captured image to force a second look into just how far down that consumer rabbit hole we’ve all fallen. “Copia” is part of Ulrich’s reaction to the post-911 idea that in times of strife and uncertainty Americans could support their country by shopping. He forces us to look at moments that have become so common and socially acceptable that when, in the context of his project, we make the effort to look twice that’s when we realize just how bad it’s become.

Brian Ulrich, photograph, photographer, Copia

As he says in his own statement, “In 2001 citizens were encouraged to take to the malls to boost the U.S. economy through shopping, thereby equating consumerism with patriotism. The Copia project, a direct response to that advice, is a long-term photographic examination of the peculiarities and complexities of the consumer-dominated culture in which we live.”

Brian Ulrich, photograph, photographer, Copia

Though clearly his project is driven by his own awareness of the evils of consumerism, his photographs maintain the unjudgemental eye of a consummate documentarian. His shots aren’t manipulative or over-wrought; he’s not telling us what to think. He’s showing us moments inside the halls of the shopping kingdom. If there is a deeper meaning or glaring irony in the image, it’s simply because he was vigilant enough to capture it amongst all the banality. Lots of the time, it’s the exceptional normalcy – the complacency of consumer culture hidden within these mundane moments – that makes them worth looking at.

Warhol Factory x Levi’s x Damien Hirst

Warhol Factory, Levi's, Damien Hirst, Beau Roulette

If you’re like me, you’ve probably paid little attention to the Levis, Warhol and Hirst partnership that was announced last year. Essentially “Warhol Factory x Levi’s x Damien Hirst” was launched as an ubber-luxurious superbrand that produced 501 demin encrusted with Swarovski studded skulls, and famous Warhol patterns. In such cases, there is always a twitter of concern that artists are selling out when they join forces with mass-market retail brands. That being said, to the parties involved, it seems to be a sound business practice. This relationship is no different than the one formed by Tiger Woods and Nike.

Warhol Factory, Levi's, Damien Hirst, Beau Roulette

But we’re not hear to talk about clothing or superbrand, but rather the collectors book that is being released along with the “Warhol Factory x Levi’s x Damien Hirst” line. The publication presents the process of the creation of the collection, as well as all the people involved. The limited edition book comes hard bound in black denim, wrapped in a plexy glass and metal display box. The fashion photographs done by Beau Roulette feature Vincent Gallo and aside from the collection pictures, they also added an interview with Damien Hirst and lots more background information. Overall it is touted as an “exploration of the collection, which explores the “Death” theme, as that is a theme both artists are familiar with.” At $200 a pop, this rag is for die hard collectors only.

Takashi Murakami

Takashi Murakami, ©Murakami, Hiropon Factory, Andy Warhol, factory art, manufactured art, digital art, painting

Takashi Murakami is often touted as the next Andy Warhol. Like the American pop art icon, he fuses high and low art, utilizing imagery from consumer culture to produce truly unique work. Often referred to as ©Murakami, he has recently exploded across the US and Europe scene, receiving fawning media attention and exhibiting at big-name museums. He makes paintings, sculptures, videos, T-shirts, key chains, mousepads, plush dolls, cell phone caddies, and, last but not least, $5,000 limited-edition Louis Vuitton handbags. Warhol died before a T-shirt company licensed his soup cans and made a bundle. Murakami, who reads Bill Gates for business tips, knows better than to make that mistake.

Takashi Murakami, ©Murakami, Hiropon Factory, Andy Warhol, factory art, manufactured art, digital art, painting

Murakami owes much of his success to the highly efficient Hiropon Factory. Hardly a reclusive artist toiling in his garret studio, he employs 25 assistants to perform specialized tasks, and he uses technology in pragmatic, labor-saving ways. Because his work features a number of recurring motifs – eyeballs, mushrooms, flowers – the factory maintains an immense electronic archive of renderings that he can cut and paste into the files he’s working on. Murakami may be the first artist to make paintings from his own portfolio of digital clip art. All things considered, on one hand he is revolutionizing contemporary art, but otherwise he is also diminishing the specialty of his craft.

Andrew Maynard’s Suburb-Eating Robots

Andrew Maynard asks the question of how suburbanites will live without gas.”Where will suburbanites live when there is no other means of circulation to their homes? What will we do with our abandoned and decaying suburbs? And most importantly, what will we do with the 50% of Australians that are over-weight due to car dependence and a sedentary lifestyle?”

Andrew Maynard, Myninja, suburban renewal, urban renewal, urban destruction, suburb eating robots

His answer: the CVO8 robot. Myninja tells us that it’s “like a late night infomercial on steroids: it slices, it dices, it consumes entire towns – and it even cleans up after itself. The satirical hexapod will descend upon the suburbs, gathering the abandoned homes and cars through it’s front legs, crushing everything in its path and packaging it neatly for recycling. The CV08 then releases new flora+fauna through the middle legs, immediately populating the newly reclaimed land.

Andrew Maynard, Myninja, suburban renewal, urban renewal, urban destruction, suburb eating robots

“Lastly, the rear legs of the CV08 will serve as a means of power-collection: they pull chubby Australian suburbanite stragglers up into a liposuction chamber, which draws out all of their excess fat [which then powers the CV08]. The now trim Aussies are then shot out of the backside [read: ass] of the robot, parachuting down to safety – along with a brand new bicycle constructed from recycled suburbs. Think of all the time + money this will save people on painting their McMansions, mowing the lawn, and going to the gym.”

Mersey Observatory

Mersey Observation, Mary Duggan, Joe Morris

Rejoice in the fact that we’ve managed to find yet another interesting piece of architectural goodness that’s not destined for Dubai. From the land of soccer riots and tea time, comes the re-designed Mersey Observatory, which will soon look like a 50-meter-high alien vase. The shores of Liverpool will soon be lit by the Observatory, which glows in the dark thanks to a photoluminescent material that works by absorbing light during the daytime. The contest-winning design for the Observatory uses natural energy sources, including wind, surf, and sun. Creators Mary Duggan and Joe Morris believe the site can be completely carbon-neutral, which we’re big fans of. Get it? I made a pun you fool.

Mersey Observation, Mary Duggan, Joe Morris

By the looks of the rendering, the observation deck seems really far away from the main vase-shaped building. This is due to the fact that Duggan and Morris see their design as a sort of real life table top in a still life painting. When you consider this piece of the puzzle, the building starts to resemble a fruit basket or odd shaped “bowl”, which is actually what they’ve named this facility. The observation tower is called “the lamp”, which is feasible the duo plucked it from an Ikea catalog. Be that as it may, how I’m not sure what you would liken the air turbines to, as they really don’t have a tabletop equivalent.

Volvo C30

Volvo, Volvo C30, hatchback

In the past when we’ve featured something from the transportation industry, it’s been a compact hybrid, or car sharing co-operative. However, we just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to feature the new Volvo C30, a pricey hatchback that comes in both gas guzzling and hybrid varieties. Speaking of variety, if you’re living in Sweeden you can choose to drive away in a C30 that’s dressed in one of 20 snazzy paint patterns. From clouds to polka dots and tiger stripes, these special films will enable you to find your car in even the most crowded parking lot.

Volvo, Volvo C30, hatchback

Don’t be jealous of the Swedes, as they’re paying quite the premium for this privilege. At $3,100 per treatment, the custom film will last for approximately 2 years at which time Volvo urges customers to re-apply, or go for a new look altogether. Since this is so pricey, I doubt we’ll see it offered on low end models. But as this is yet another way to show off your bank roll, I anticipate this new trend will take off around North America in the near future. Can’t wait to see what sort of design patterns they’ll offer in future generations.

Sea Organ

Sea Organ, morske orgulje, Croatia, Sadar Quay, Nikola Basic

No time for witty introductions today, so let’s dive right into the Sea Organ (morske orgulje), a natural musical instrument located on the shores of Croatia. At seventy meters long, the Sea Organ consists of thirty-five pipes built under the concrete. The musical pipes are positioned so that the sea water and wind movements produce musical sounds that are heard by passers by, thereby achieving a unity of architecture and environment. As sea forces and energies are unpredictable in terms of tides and winds, this organ offers a never-ending concert of unscripted music in which the performer is nature itself. If you recall, this was also the case with the Singing Ringing Tree we featured not too long ago.

Sea Organ, morske orgulje, Croatia, Sadar Quay, Nikola Basic

This masterpiece of acoustics and architecture was created by expert Dalmatian stone carvers and architect Nikola Basic in 2005, who recently received the European Prize for Urban Public Space for this project. Many tourists come to listen to this unique aerophone, and enjoy unforgettable sunsets with a view of nearby islands. Famed director Alfred Hitchcock said that the most beautiful sunset in the world can be seen from precisely this spot on the Zadar quay. I for one can’t wait to take in a sunset, while listening to the sounds being emitted from this truly unique installation.

Rat Race

Sunday is finally here, and that means the weekend is drawing to a close with yet another exciting work week on the horizon. Next weekend HC2 sets sail for Halifax for a week away from the typical grind, but rest assured we’ll still be serving you rodents your daily design pellets. I apologize for calling you rodents, but that was the best transition I could think of to introduce today’s find. Try and imagine that you are a disease-free rat, put on display for all the city to see, as you spend your day frolicking in your colourful network of plastic tubes. Life must be so hard for you, as you eat, sleep and run around with all your rat pals, all the while enjoying your newfound international celebrity status.

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Introducing Bill, Donald, Alan, Peter, Duncan, Theo, Stelios and Richard, rodents on display in the window of Wieden + Kennedy, a funky store in London. Onlookers are first attracted to the storefront display featuring large scale, colourful map of the London Tube system. But after careful examination they notice the famous inhabitants scurrying about therein. This installation can be interpreted in many ways, but the most obvious is how society lives and breathes the “Rat Race.” Unfortunately the only way to check out more pictures of the tubes and these fuzzy critters, is to add them to your Facebook.

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Precinct 4

Malaysia is no stranger to iconic buildings. Two of the tallest buildings in the world, the Petronas Twin Towers, are located in Kuala Lumpur, the country’s capital. So it comes as no surprise to us that a stunning new residential development is planned for the Putrajaya waterfront known as Precinct 4, just 30km south of Kuala Lumpur. The design, however, is a refreshing and original with unique, marine-inspired structures – which also draw from traditional Islamic designs – arranged in a permeable, radiating block of bioclimatic architecture.

Putrajaya, Precinct 4, Kuala Lumpur, Studio Nicoletti, Hijjas Kasturi

The winner of a recent contest, the design for Precinct 4 comes from Studio Nicoletti Associati and Malaysian architects Hijjas Kasturi Associates, who provided the masterplan of Putrajaya. The goal of the designers was to provide a model for sustainable residential design that was inspired by the city’s unique landscape which includes an expansive artificial lake. The biggest inspiration came from the sea and the entire development resembles a fleet of ships.

Putrajaya, Precinct 4, Kuala Lumpur, Studio Nicoletti, Hijjas Kasturi

The architect’s goal was to design buildings that tell “of its place of origin which is culturally modern, Islamic and tropical in nature.” Added to this is Nicoletti’s extensive experience in design and construction for extreme climates. For Precinct 4, the Italian firm brought sustainable strategies like terraces, sunshades, natural ventilation and integrated green space into the design. The buildings will source from alternative energy and are expected to produce 50% less CO2 emissions than similar residential projects.

Frank Magnotta

Strap on your design helmet, and get ready to be amazed by Frank Magnotta. His drawings give human form to abstract corporate identities that define many of our contemporary daily experiences. As such, they question the degree to which control over our own bodies and destinies is an illusion constructed by corporate culture and institutionalized religion. Collectively his most recent drawings form a “rogues gallery” of different social archetypes – doctors, bankers and priests – that embody institutions that consistently infiltrate, and in some cases define, contemporary life: The health care and pharmaceutical industry, the bank and the church. The fine detail in his work is unbelievable.

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Each portrait is composed entirely from actual logos and institutional symbols appropriated from the above mentioned fields, while each piece is a composite of public signs that have been anthropomorphized. For example, The Predator is reminiscent of an early 20th century portrait of a Rockefeller-style robber baron, in fur and pince-nez glasses. The entire drawing is in fact an amalgamation of multiple logos for existing banks constructed into an elaborate composition and rendered in virtuosic, seductive technique. The brilliance of each work is a careful balance between the legibility of each drawing’s representation of a subject, and proximity to historical precedents, while engaging a subtle, yet grotesque satire. Be sure to take a gander at his entire portfolio, and don’t miss Fecal Face’s exclusive interview with Frank.

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Pixel Tower

Back to Dubai, where we find the 18-story façade of James Law Cybertecture’s new Pixel Tower, which was inspired by the moving bubbles in a champagne glass and built for the young, techie and trendy. Intended for the booming waterfront district, Pixel Tower draws on passive solar techniques and strategic facade geometry to minimize heat gain on the structure’s south side and optimize views out over the Persian Gulf to the north.

Pixel Tower, James Law, Cybertecture, Dubai, Persian Gulf, sustainability

Due for completion in 2010, the building forms part of the agency’s ‘Cybertecture’ series, a range of high-tech solutions that thinks of structures as intelligent, customizable spaces. No matter where they are in the world, residents are always able to control and view their apartment, as well as the appliances within it, using mobile phones and PDAs. Fiber optic projections and animatronics presentations will also be incorporated. Yes, the Jetsons live in Pixel Tower.

Pixel Tower, James Law, Cybertecture, Dubai, Persian Gulf, sustainability

James Law’s creative thinking is creating a new vision of how we will interact with buildings in the future. The agency designs its pieces from the inside out, enabling users to interact with and control their surroundings in a similar way to how we use portable technology today. Other buildings from the agency are designed to be ‘infinite loop spaces’ and to change shape over time. Very inspiring from a creative viewpoint, however we’d still like to see sustainability incorporated more consistently as part of this vision. Throw in some gold plated LEED certification and these residences will be hot commodities.

Alka Seltzer

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Bullet time is a computer enhanced simulation of variable speed photography popularized by the Matrix trilogy. “It is characterized both by its extreme permutation of time (slow enough to show normally imperceptible and un-filmable events, such as flying bullets) and space (by way of the ability of the camera angle to move around the scene at a normal speed while events are slowed).” Now overused, bullet time is less special each and every time I see it. This maybe due to the fact that a majority of films now rely on bullet time gimmicks rather than offering a decent scripts or storylines.

bullet time, photograph, BBDO, Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer advertisement

Even so, I suppose that I still have an appreciation for the amount of time it takes to create an entire scene of bullet time goodness, even if the film it’s attached to is less than great. They often say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and in this case, bullet time is blushing. Transcending all forms of media, the most recent bullet time copy was pulled off by BBDO for Alka Seltzer. In their print ads, the mighty white pill is portrayed as a bullet, punishing our favorite foods at high speeds, leaving a cloud of caloric goodness in it’s wake.

How to Speak Hip

I trust that you are as pleased as I am that HC2 has been breaking the traditional Design News format, and featuring some really strange selection over the past few days. Luckily for you we’re offering another unique find today. Dig? Of course you do, otherwise you wouldn’t be here. For those who don’t, perhaps you need to check out the essential guide for squares, “How to Speak Hip“. On “How to Speak Hip”, Geets Romo, a fictitious hipster, consents to guide a square interviewer, comedian Del Close, through the basic lexicon of cool. The general banter between Romo and Close is hilarious, and extremely remarkable when you consider the fact that “How to Speak Hip” was recorded in 1959.

Geets Romo, How to Speak Hip, Del Close

While you take a listen to this great comedic creation, I’d like to offer some more background information on the mind behind it, Del Close. He started out working with Second City, directing future superstars including John Belushi, Bill Murray, and Dan Ackroyd. Del went on to regularly appear on the television show “Get Smart”, and appeared in films including “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off”, and “The Untoucheables”. For me Close was “that funny guy”, but I never took the time to learn his name until I found his guide to speaking like a hipster. Although he’s long gone, his presence is still felt on the stage each time the Goodman Theatre puts on Hamlet. Confused? A performer to the very end, Del willed his skull to the theater.

Geets Romo, How to Speak Hip, Del Close